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How to use the Internet to sell things...

Explain things better, make things look less crappy, not have spelling mistakes, make simple arguments, be clear. This is my website. I hope you like it. It's pretty heavily scraped... but patched back together in a way that allows me to sleep at night and hopefully not upset anyone. I never went to school to learn code but I enjoy it, maintain gainful employment in the field, am very tidy, and if nothing else I sometimes build decent stuff that's fun to use and works.

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This is my family. Tara's about 9 months pregnant with Jake, and Sam doesn't know it but he's about to drop down to second string. Tonight we let the boy eat Bakerbots ice-cream, before dinner.
This is Jake. You wouldn't know it because I had mine surgically repaired at the age of seven... but he's got my ears.
Annual Hoedown at The Hoof. 2016 maybe. Toronto, Canada
Jake, killing it.
Sam found some shitty kid sunglasses and took the lenses out. He wore them for the better part of a week.
One time I piled pretty hard at the Ashbridges bowl.
Three pieces of cantalope that day. Gross.
One time we didn't have kids.