IMPORTANT TO KNOW:

We always try our best.

LESS IMPORTANT:

I believe I appear neutral, maybe even pleasant, though I've been coached to err on the side of neutrality and not attempt what would feel to me like a pleasant expression or smile.

IMPORTANT TO KNOW:

We always try our best.

I believe I appear neutral, maybe even pleasant, though I've been coached to err on the side of neutrality and not attempt what would feel to me like a pleasant expression or smile.

GOOD STUFF: REASONABLE WEATHER,
PRESSED CHINOS, KNIVES,
TRYING YOUR BEST, DOGGOS,
DYING IN YOUR SLEEP, WONDER WOMAN,
PANCAKES, FAME & FORTUNE.


BAD STUFF: JAZZ, WHEELBITE,
LINING UP, GETTING A PASS BECAUSE YOU'RE THE KING OF POP, HARD AVOCADOS,
CONTEMPORARY HIP-HOP, DOG TURDS.

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